Yo, is this an ad for Lady Gaga’s new black perfume, or just a “sexy” Gulliver’s Travels reboot?
Did you know that Jennifer Aniston has her own fragrance?
What do you think it smells like?
Jeans? Loneliness? Justin Theroux’s beard? Purple bikinis? The secretly and illegally harvested tears of Shiloh, Pax, Zahara, Maddox, Knox, & Vivienne?
What!!! I’m just asking!!!
I received a free sample of this perfume with my Sephora order, and OH MY GAH!
Let me just tell you. You know that aunt you have…the older one that lives alone and talks to her cockroaches? Yeah. This perfume smells like her house. Thanks a lot, Jen. Now I’m freakin’ depressed.
Ever had the urge to smell like Natalie Portman’s cotton candy fantasy world?
But I’ll try it anyway. For you.
First of all, Miss Dior Cherie has the cutest, girly-girl little bottle. It even has a bow on it in case you thought, for a split second, that it was cologne. The bottle itself actually reminds me of a wee little flask of expensive champagne.
The fragrance notes of Miss Dior Cherie are what’s interesting about this scent, in my opinion. It contains notes of mandarin, strawberry leaf, violet, jasmine, caramel popcorn, wild strawberry sorbet, musk, and patchouli. Now I’m going to say what I know we’re all thinking:
Yes. Yes it does. But in a good way. It’s a light, young, fresh, sweet scent that
makes me want to lick myself, er.. makes me crave a hot dog real bad, er.. I adore. It’s an interestingly complicated perfume that makes its point but still lets me do all the talking. Natalie tends to agree. I mean, just look at her expression. It’s like she’s saying “Buy this or I’ll go all Black Swan on you. And NOT in the hot Mila Kunis way.”
Miss Dior Cherie|$60-$98|Fine beauty retailers worldwide or at Dior’s official Website http://www.dior.com/beauty/usa/en/minisite/fragrance/mdc_2011/tf470-13.html