Fun Nail Friday!

It’s almost Christmas and by golly wouldn’t you know it just from looking at our nails. It’s supposed to be a sunny 71 degrees here in Los Angeles on Christmas day which is absolute bullshit, so I guess my mani for the week is just wishful thinking:

"Winding Down the Christmas Crazy"

I know. You expected some batshit holiday nail expression. I decided to go the opposite way because I’m so exhausted from Christmas; the crazy crowds, the manic sales, the forced togetherness. I feel like I just want to enjoy Christmas with my imaginary pug on a snowflake shaped couch in a quiet mountain cabin with a fire going, heating up my endless supply of Jack in the Box curly fries. I realize that’s asking for a lot, so I’ll settle for just the last thing 😉

The girls, however, had other ideas…

Here is LDL’s  “Christmas on Steroids.” Gah! Nice job LDL, but I am now Christmas scarred for life. Cut to me crawling on my hands and knees through a roll of wrapping paper whispering “So…much…Christmas..” before I am attacked by an elf brandishing some poisonous candy canes. <endscene>

Gah!!!! Here’s C.H.’s “Holiday Hodgepodge” in which she glitters the eff outta her nails. That’s the good thing about holidays. All the glitter.

Then just as my brain was about to explode from over-glitteration, MKL dials it back for “HO HO HOme for the Holidays!”

And that’s about it! Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas weekend spend with family, friends, or at least a liter of vodka.



Fun Nail Friday

Thankfully my health (but not sanity) has returned in time for this very special edition of Fun Nail Friday…Holiday Edition!

Let’s see what the most wonderful time of the year decided to puke up on our nails today, shall we?

Ornament in Death Grip

I decided to name this one “UGHHHHHHHHHH, holidays!” because that’s exactly how I feel right now about everything. “UGHHHHHHHHHH, washing dishes!” & “UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the crowded malls!” round out my emotions. This is pretty much a mishmash of everything holiday that I could think of.

But let’s start at the beginning:

I usually have an idea of what direction I want to go towards when I paint my nails. This time I did not. Clearly. So I just grabbed holiday colors and started painting. White nails?! Reverse french manicure?! What the what, this is so not me. I added on some glitter, snowflake nail design, and green rhinestones, and the look actually came together pretty nicely, for what this week’s theme was. And if you missed the memo, it is HOLIDAY EXPLOSION.

The girls decided to bring the crazy holiday goodness as well in their weekly manis:

MKL's "Bipolar Blues w/ a Side of Sugary Christmas Delight"

MKL hit it on the nose, because this is pretty much what everyone’s feeling right now. You know, feeling homicidal and eating too much sugar. I ❤ CHRISTMAS!

C.H.'s "Words with Friends" because she's all about the appropriate memos these days!

LDL reached into the deepest, darkest corner of her deranged mind & really brought the cray in this week’s ‘do.

"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow All Over My Nails!" - She said nails but I knew she meant face...

Also, did you notice how obsessed with the iPhone collage app they are? I think it’s kind of amazing, so I decided to get in on the action as well.

Happy holidays…9 days til liftoff!

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