Wouldja get a load of that forecast?! Obviously, my flat iron has not seen the light of day since this cruel, cruel summer started, so I’ve been looking for other ways to just “throw my hair up” and not look like a slob.

As it happens, I have found love in a HOPELESS place. Enter: Claires! They have a rather peculiar product that looks like the bastard offspring of a brillo pad and the most famous donut in the world:

I guess 2012 is finally the year of the “hair donut!” This is one donut I don’t regret buying.

I know, I know. I still can’t quite look it in the eye either!!!

Anyway, I used my HD (because I refuse to say hair donut out loud) to create a glorious top knot this morning. Sadly, the pics I took just don’t give it justice so you’re just going to have to imagine a world filled with magnificent simple updos.

You may say I’m a dreamer. But I’m not the only one.

It’s very easy to use. All you do is put your hair into a high ponytail, and then loop the HD over. Then, as messy or neat as you’d like, wrap your hair around the HD and secure with bobby pins. Done. I’m in serious like. I feel so fancy today, and I think I’m even standing a little taller! I think it’s because I’m a Leo, and all of my strength comes from my hair.


Hair donut comes in 3 sizes: small, large and oversized ($4 to $5.50). Claires stores nationwide or http://www.claires.com.






Tinsel Dome

If you had all the money in the world, how would you wear your hair?

Like this?

Or like this??

If you’re Beverly Hills’ resident casino ownin’-shoe line hawkin’-tell it like it is mamacita Adrienne Maloof, you probably picked the hairstyle behind door number 2. I mean, I like the lady enough, but why does she remind me of a walking Wet-n-Wild cosmetics explosion?

That's the pose of a woman who likes what she likes and that's that, gosh darnit!

And for Chrissakes, the fucking HAIR TINSEL!!!

What's she doing here? I can't bear to look!

When your net worth is approximately $300 million dollars, you usually do things like get diamonds encrusted in your teeth and insure your butt cheeks. Adrienne decided to go for hair tinsel. But this blonde Christmas tree ain’t alone, because Beyonce did it too.

Even though she's Beyonce, it still doesn't work.

I’m afraid of what Adrienne might do if she gets any richer. Will she sport the full-on tinsel dome? Only time will tell.

That's money.





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