Love Stinks

Everybody knows that no one does black minimalist quite like Vera Wang.

She's 60-f*ckin-2. LOOK AT HER!!!!! 62!!!

So why on earth did she decide to go all pink and fluffy for her new perfume “Lovestruck?”

And yes, it smells exactly like how it looks.

Yuck. For your safety, I have compiled a short list of things “Lovestruck” smells like:

  1. 62 year old mothballs
  2. 62 flowers shoved up your nose
  3. 62 hearts of disappointed aspiring young fashionistas
  4. 62 flower shaped potpourri balls
  5. 62 crazy cat ladies

It ain’t cute!

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