The Smell of Sadness

Did you know that Jennifer Aniston has her own fragrance?

What do you think it smells like?

Jeans? Loneliness? Justin Theroux’s beard? Purple bikinis? The secretly and illegally harvested tears of Shiloh, Pax, Zahara, Maddox, Knox, & Vivienne?

What!!! I’m just asking!!!


I received a free sample of this perfume with my Sephora order, and OH MY GAH!

Let me just tell you. You know that aunt you have…the older one that lives alone and talks to her cockroaches? Yeah. This perfume smells like her house. Thanks a lot, Jen. Now I’m freakin’ depressed.


2 thoughts on “The Smell of Sadness

  1. Mmm…depressing perfume. I wonder if these celebrities even smell the products before they’re sold? Who said, “WE NEED AN ANISTON PERFUME”? Who? Was there actually a demand, a market hole?

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