‘Tis the season for those pesky year-end lists!
It’s my turn to weigh in on who decided to be a total waste of makeup this year.
#5. Christina Aguilera. I’m sorry honey, but you do not get a free pass. Divorce is devastating, but so is having to look at you like this. Please. Get help.
#4. Heidi Klum. She’s normally gorgeous, but here she just looks like she killed a seal and melted its skin down to use as war paint. WTF, I didn’t know there was an Arctic battle going on!
#3. Kat Graham. I don’t get what the deal is with this ugly Bratz doll. I’m not sure if she’s even a real person. Here she is in all her too-long false eyelash & overdone brow glory.
#2. Alexa Chung. People are really into the homeless hipster don’t care look, so here is why MTV’s Alexa Chung is so popular. Can’t explain this one.
#1. Courtney Stodden. Obviously. There wasn’t even a question that the media’s new annoying darling will top every “worst of” list of the year. In 2012, lets hope she gets kidnapped by the makeup fairy.