Wisdom from Gaga

Good news for the lazy beauty queens out there.

You can now stop washing, scrubbing, exfoliating, moisturizing, & primping.

Once again, guru of the Uni-verse Mother Monster has uncovered the secret to life.

That’s right, Lady Gaga says the key to a glowing complexion is simply this: spinach and orgasms.

No wonder he was always saying "Well blow me down!"

Always knew he was a big ole PERV.

Sounds like a bunch of hedonistic mumbo jumbo to me, but you can’t knock (boots) until you’ve tried it. So girls, let’s eat those greens, marry the night and get ourselves to the edge of glory. There’s some pretty faces to be had!

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