Metrosexuals REJOICE.

A company called Eylure is coming out with a line of false eyelashes for men who want to enhance their natural lashes.

First of all, most men I know already have fuller, more luscious lashes than I do, period, end of story (And yes, I hate you all). And the men who don’t, don’t care. I’m not sure who conducted the research for this product but it sounds like it was a total waste of time and money. Most of the gays guys that I know that have worn falsies just use the women’s kind. I didn’t know there was a difference between women’s natural falsies and men’s!

I mean, really. Is this necessary? WeHo Halloween parade? Yes. Drag Queen Bingo night? Yes. Daily insecure metro routine? NO!

Please, Metros. This is not a daily look, mmkay?

In any case, it’s coming our way and there’s nothing we can do about it.

Is there anything we can do about this, though??



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